Raket Idea!

Apparently, the family of the guy who coined the word "googol" is planning to sue the company Google for some unspecified sum.

"They are playing off that number and not compensating us even a little bit," says the great-niece who hardly ever got to know her uncle but could use some of Google's dough she feels is coming like a gravy train without brakes on. "Ethically, they could have been more giving. If nothing else, they should have given us the opportunity to operate as insiders for the IPO."

Dear readers, how about this: find something in your life to call a "micketymoc". Maybe, like, "damn, but this micketymoc tastes good!" when referring to your wife's delicious couscous salad? Or perhaps, "what kind of micketymoc are you?" to refer to some dumbass who nearly sideswipes your dog on the sidewalk. I don't care if it's insulting, people. The key is to get a snowball effect rolling, enough for some enterprising, er, enterprise to launch in a few years' time as micketymoc dot com!

And then I'll sue his pants off.